tearsinthedark0

Today was really great.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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You Are 23 Years Old

23 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

see that.
that means i should be able to buy beer damnit i just want a nice pint of something good ....maybe a black butte porter

see how fucking bored i am

i've kissed someone;
on the cheek.X
on the lips.X
on their hands or fingers.X
in my room.X
in their room.X
of the same sex.X
of the opposite sex.X
younger than me.X
older than me.X
with jet black hair.X
with curly hair.X
with blonde hair & blue eyes.X
with flaming red hair.
with straight hair.X
smaller/shorter than me.X
bigger/taller than me.X
with a lip ring.
who was drunk.X
who was high.X
who I had just met.X
who was homosexual.X
who I didn't really want to kiss.X
on a holiday.XX
who was going out with someone else.X
who was going out with someone close to me.X
who was my good friend's brother or sister.
who had been/is in jail.
in a graveyard.
at a show/concert.X
at the beach.X
in a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water
who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with.X
with dyed hair.X
with a shaved head.
who was/is my good friend.X
who was/is in a band.
who has tattoos.X
who is of a completely different race than me.X
in the rain.X
in another continent besides where I was born.X
with an accent.
with an std.?
on a boat.X
in a car/taxi/bus.X
on a plane.
at the circus/carnival.
with a missing body part.
in the movies.X
eskimo style.X

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream about	vainityx
who was	recieving oral from you
in	public
with	whipped cream everywhere
which made you	cum
but was interupted by	meinthevnc13
who began to	get very pissed off
You awoke	wondering what it was you ate/drank/smoked/took
and you hope	that dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 39%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

George Orwell: Nineteen Eighty-Four. You are the
classic warning against the threat of
totalitarianism. To you, politics and
philosophy are inseparable, auchtorities suck
and the reality might not exist outside our
imaginations.


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ive decided not leave my room till wednessday
ta

don't tell kyle but i'm updating his journal. lol. peace

milty

As I wander down this circling path I wonder what I will come across next I round the corner only to realize that I have been here before but things have changed since my last visit names have changed but the decisions are all the same why can I never breakaway I wander off the trail only to find myself back where I began , the I find that it is never possible to leave no matter how I try . And this is the nature of my dreary life can i never slip away , I crave a change but it will never truly come ,will it I need you to love me but… who are you and more importantly who the fuck am I and why the fuck am I destined to repaet the same mistakes over and over my heart yearns for something to love that will love me in return . But I fear that i will never find it…..

Your name:

Where did we meet?

Take a stab at my middle name:

How long have you known me?

Do I smoke?

Do I believe in God?

What was your first impression of me upon meeting?

What's my age?

My birthday?

Do I have any siblings?

What's one of my favorite things to do?

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?

What's my favorite type of music?

What is the best feature about me?

Am I shy or outgoing?

Would you say I am ?

Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?

Any special talents?

Would you consider me a friend?

Have you ever seen me cry?

If there was one good nickname for me what would it be?

What's your favorite memory of me?

If I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?

THANKS FOR TAKING MY QUIZ! BUH BYE NOW!

BUH BYE !

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I lovable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

hey guess im updating for once ....well im drunk at the moment (suprise suprise ) and i realized that i8 want to cuddle so.. if any one wants to cuddle with me give me a call lol my cell is broken so call me at 546-3312 haha wow i was given the name pip tonight so i think i may just go with that for some time ...yeah
i love beer it is my buddy its always nice to me even when all of you are mean so meh
so heres to my new best friend .. thank you mister pabst blue ribbon i will love you forever even thouhg your not the best beer out there there will always be a place in my heatrt for you

haha

pip

This is Kyle. I am hawt. I wear girls pants. Baseball shirts. I have dated three girls with the same name. I dance when I'm drunk. I live on my own. I used to be gothic. I'm not anymore. This is a good thing. My birthday is in august. I have shindigs. Kayt lied when she said I have a small penis. I don't. I treat my girlfriends nicely. I'm a stud. My old room was really cool. I still do my laundry at my parents house. I'm a red head. People call me Emo Kyle. Though I'm not sure if I know that or not. Overall, I'm just a gosh darned nice guy.

update by: 1 of many exgirlfriends.

ALI IS SOOO HOT.

 

AND COOL.

 

AND A BADASS.

What up ya'll! This be Chelsey with a y. I'm updating for Kyle because he is lazy and doesnt update anymore AT ALL EVER!

Anyway... Zao is on Friday. And everyone is going.

Oh yeah and Kyle is moving out soon.

Umm... and he's single... ladies hit him up!

Let's all go get drunk.


GOOD IDEA! wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay bye
<<3333

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be kind

Your name:

Where did we meet?

Take a stab at my middle name:

How long have you known me?

Do I smoke?

Do I believe in God?

What was your first impression of me upon meeting?

What's my age?

My birthday?

Do I have any siblings?

What's one of my favorite things to do?

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?

What's my favorite type of music?

What is the best feature about me?

Am I shy or outgoing?

Would you say I am ?

Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?

Any special talents?

Would you consider me a friend?

Have you ever seen me cry?

If there was one good nickname for me what would it be?

What's your favorite memory of me?

If I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Emo Kid
Super Power	Impeccable Hearing
Enemy	The Disgruntled Mailman
Mode Of Transportation	City Bus
Weapon	Scissors
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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Hair
Special Talents Are	Looking Innocent
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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:	November 6, 2016
Number attending your funeral?	123
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$2,226,888
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creepy

What is your emo band name? by spiralinghalo
Your band name is:	Glassteeth
You sound like:	The Early November
You will be signed to:	Drive-Thru Records
Your emo lyrics are:	"I miss the way you used to know who I was"
Name:
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What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be...	"who spilt my beer?!"
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Yes i realize that i have WAY too much time on my hands but ehh it was fun and funny

Heart of Chocolate


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